Jesus juice

A more honest strapline, I suspect...

Of course, while this campaign may appear to be targetting sorry old soaks with no mates, it is all proper Christian stuff: strictly speaking Jesus hangs around in a goblet of wine - but why be snobby? It might get a few more bums on pews if priests gave their flock a choice between wine, beer and, say, WKD as the 'booze-turned -into-God' drink of choice of mass-day. Swapping those sticky wafers for nachos might be a top idea too.