HM Government new secure storage unit unveiled

Threats to national security (as some would phrase it) seem to come from within these days...

"It is believed police think the discs may have accidentally been thrown out as rubbish. "

Great.

Too much slack for Black

So once again, a member of the over-priviled nobility is convicted of a criminal offence and goes to jail. Of course, despite being accused of diverting millions from shareholder funds to his own back pocket, he'll only do bird for about 6 years, before resuming a life of luxury. I could rant about this greedy manipulator, but I suggest you buy a subscription to Private Eye, who do the job far better.

Instead, I thought this quote summed up the idiocy of Black's sycophantic acolytes: ""I loved Conrad's parties," said one lapdog. "There was Liz Hurley in one corner, Prince Andrew in the other, two cabinet ministers and Mrs Thatcher. A lot of young and beautiful women."

My maths isn't good, but Liz Hurley + Prince Andrew + 2 cabinet ministers + Mrs Thatcher does NOT equal young and beautiful women.

nob: gag

It's good to leave a tip, but this is ridiculous!

Sorry.

Butt hash

The blurry line between Fox News and Brass Eye just got blurrier. Presumably having never seen Brass Eye's 'cake' expose, Fox recently decided to run with the most ridiculous drug story of them all - Jenkem. Who needs clarkycat when you can get high on a pipe of butt hash?

Weirdly, while it seems at first that Fox have simply adopted the strategy of leaping onto the nearest internet hoax and turning it into 'news', it seems the BBC got there before them.

I ain't gonna touch that shit!